Entries in Too Human (2)
Monday
08Sep
Episode 55: Oh Yes We Did
JoE Shieh
Today must be a downright fabulous day, because JoE Shieh, Joseph Luster, Pete Petrone and Brandon Fincher are here to bark in your ears about the glory-glory-hallelujah of TV games. This time, it's The Final Word on Too Human, The First Word on Mercenaries 2, The Good Word on Castle Crashers, and The Forbidden Word on Shieh and Petrone's MMO sickness.
Whatever powerless-under-the-machine-empire god you worship must be smiling over you today, because it's time to Robotronic Dynamite!
(0:00 - 12:35) Too Human: Afterthoughts
It seems like just last episode we were talking about Too Human... oh wait, it was! Some of us felt so strongly about our morphing and evolving opinions on the game that we just had to come back for more. Open your canals wide for the definitive RD impression of Too Human, minus, you know, one of the guys that actually really liked it.
(12:35 - 20:45) Oh No You Didn't!
JoE and Pete both rented Mercenaries 2 and wasted no time in giving it the good ol' RD treatment. While it sounds like a hate-off is about to zoom into view, you might be surprised at how much our Italy and China reps have been enjoying Pandemic's long awaited sequel.
JoE and Pete both rented Mercenaries 2 and wasted no time in giving it the good ol' RD treatment. While it sounds like a hate-off is about to zoom into view, you might be surprised at how much our Italy and China reps have been enjoying Pandemic's long awaited sequel.
(20:45 - 31:09) Castle Crashing Brandon's Beard
Lo and behold, Castle Crashers is finally out and the RD boys can stop salivating and start playing. Since this is old news to everyone what with the game having been out for a bit now, you can bet your ass our crew has worked the title to its very bones, being sure to give you the fullest report on what might be one of the best downloadable titles ever.
(31:09 - 39:36) Castle Crashing Continues
(31:09 - 39:36) Castle Crashing Continues
You can't possibly think we're done talking about this game after a measly 10 minutes, can you? We tack some more digits on the scoreboard and go into overtime with The Behemoth's badass beat 'em up.
(39:36 - 48:33) Sins of Man
(39:36 - 48:33) Sins of Man
Shieh and Petrone? GUILTY! The offense? MMO indulgence! We spend a few minutes keelhauling these two for some of the greatest offenses to mankind since Jeffrey Dahmer first ravaged a rawhide.
(48:33 - 53:31) Closing
(48:33 - 53:31) Closing
It's time to close things up for the week, and you know what that means... time to continue pimping our new site and forums! Hey, you're already here, so seal the deal and head over to our boards to wreak havoc with the best of them.
Robotronic Jams!
- "Windows" by Paza
- "Oh No You Didn't" from Mercenaries 2
- "Four Brave Champs" by David Orr from Castle Crashers
- "Jumper" by Waterflame from Castle Crashers
- "Vanadiel March" from Final Fantasy XI
- "City Smasher ~ Beach Ninja" by Norrin Radd
Monday
25Aug
Episode 54: Pew Pew Human
What are they going to jam about? Too Human. Ninja Gaiden 2. The Clone Wars. Jimmy Nguyen's award-winning short, Gated Community Hookers.
What is this? Robotronic Dynamite, Episode 54.
(0:00 - 10:19) 2 Human 2 Quit pt. 1
Well ain't this cute, the boys have all played the same ding-dong game this week. Sit and revel in the companionship as they all talk about the controversial Silicon Knights title that'll no doubt give you a Dyack Attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!
(10:19 - 20:59) 2 Human 2 Quit pt. 2
Our thoughts on Too Human continue to roll out of our mouths to some degree of intelligibility, and we dig into the power co-op has to make a mediocre game worth staying up past an old man's bed time.
(20:59 - 27:36) Did I Make a "Guy-Den" Joke Last Time?
Who dat ninja? Sure, we talked about Ninja Gaiden II before, but we're a lot deeper in the game now, Shieh's beaten it, and Pete jumped over a crucial hurdle with tonfas in hand and a gang of ninja heads to crush. Seriously, though, if anyone asks us to shoot a bow and arrow in first person on a boss again, they'll die a dishonorable death.
Bonus: If you run into a crashing bug on NGII, check out this site for the cache-clearing method, and skip any future updates for the game until they fix the issue.
PROMO - ANIME WORLD ORDER: Sexy podcast for anyone hankering for some cah-toons as much as Daryl Surat hungers for CA-OOOOOKIE Crisp. He may claim we're the most homoerotic podcast ever, but just wait till you hear his review of Pretty Princess Doo-Doo-chan! Check out their site here, and let the crew know you're visiting from PLANET RD.
Bonus: If you run into a crashing bug on NGII, check out this site for the cache-clearing method, and skip any future updates for the game until they fix the issue.
PROMO - ANIME WORLD ORDER: Sexy podcast for anyone hankering for some cah-toons as much as Daryl Surat hungers for CA-OOOOOKIE Crisp. He may claim we're the most homoerotic podcast ever, but just wait till you hear his review of Pretty Princess Doo-Doo-chan! Check out their site here, and let the crew know you're visiting from PLANET RD.
(27:36 - 43:05) Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Wars Wars: Wars
Wisely, we bring in Star Wars MAN-iac Jon Chesson to chat with us about the latest addition to the overflowing Star Wars universe. He jams it hard with Pete and Jimmy, muses over Neckbeard's latest exploits, and quickly runs home immediately after to make sure his SW bust collection is fully intact.
(43:05 - 51:45) Well, Hello Ladies: Gated Community Hookers pt. 1
A couple weeks ago, Jimmy and Umair cranked out another 48 Hour Film Project, this time in the genre of musical, with the help of platinum musical composers Doctor Sex and international rap superstar Moldilox. If you haven't yet, you can check out the short on our very own Internet Website!
(51:45 - 1:00:47) Back in the Day: Gated Community Hookers pt. 2
We focus on the music and the screening itself this round, so get a taste of fame by licking Umair and Jimmy's words with your eardrums. If you get a chance, check out the competition they wrapped their dicks around this year to snag the audience award.
(1:00:47 - 1:07:56) Closing
If you're sitting here right now, then you probably don't need to hear us jam about our fancy new website, but you DO need to hear the bonus section, as usual!
Robotronic Jams!
- "Katamari on the Rock" from Katamari Damacy
- "The Lost Vikings" from The Lost Vikings
- "Battle No.1" from Ninja Gaiden 2
- "Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2" from The Internet
- "On Cloud Horny" from Gated Community Hookers
- "Sawdust in my Mustache" from Gated Community Hookers
- "Happy Kingdom" from Super Mario RPG: The Legend of the Seven Stars