Entries in Ninja Gaiden 2 (2)
Monday
25Aug
Episode 54: Pew Pew Human
JoE Shieh
What are they going to jam about? Too Human. Ninja Gaiden 2. The Clone Wars. Jimmy Nguyen's award-winning short, Gated Community Hookers.
What is this? Robotronic Dynamite, Episode 54.
(0:00 - 10:19) 2 Human 2 Quit pt. 1
Well ain't this cute, the boys have all played the same ding-dong game this week. Sit and revel in the companionship as they all talk about the controversial Silicon Knights title that'll no doubt give you a Dyack Attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!
(10:19 - 20:59) 2 Human 2 Quit pt. 2
Our thoughts on Too Human continue to roll out of our mouths to some degree of intelligibility, and we dig into the power co-op has to make a mediocre game worth staying up past an old man's bed time.
(20:59 - 27:36) Did I Make a "Guy-Den" Joke Last Time?
Who dat ninja? Sure, we talked about Ninja Gaiden II before, but we're a lot deeper in the game now, Shieh's beaten it, and Pete jumped over a crucial hurdle with tonfas in hand and a gang of ninja heads to crush. Seriously, though, if anyone asks us to shoot a bow and arrow in first person on a boss again, they'll die a dishonorable death.
Bonus: If you run into a crashing bug on NGII, check out this site for the cache-clearing method, and skip any future updates for the game until they fix the issue.
PROMO - ANIME WORLD ORDER: Sexy podcast for anyone hankering for some cah-toons as much as Daryl Surat hungers for CA-OOOOOKIE Crisp. He may claim we're the most homoerotic podcast ever, but just wait till you hear his review of Pretty Princess Doo-Doo-chan! Check out their site here, and let the crew know you're visiting from PLANET RD.
Bonus: If you run into a crashing bug on NGII, check out this site for the cache-clearing method, and skip any future updates for the game until they fix the issue.
PROMO - ANIME WORLD ORDER: Sexy podcast for anyone hankering for some cah-toons as much as Daryl Surat hungers for CA-OOOOOKIE Crisp. He may claim we're the most homoerotic podcast ever, but just wait till you hear his review of Pretty Princess Doo-Doo-chan! Check out their site here, and let the crew know you're visiting from PLANET RD.
(27:36 - 43:05) Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Wars Wars: Wars
Wisely, we bring in Star Wars MAN-iac Jon Chesson to chat with us about the latest addition to the overflowing Star Wars universe. He jams it hard with Pete and Jimmy, muses over Neckbeard's latest exploits, and quickly runs home immediately after to make sure his SW bust collection is fully intact.
(43:05 - 51:45) Well, Hello Ladies: Gated Community Hookers pt. 1
A couple weeks ago, Jimmy and Umair cranked out another 48 Hour Film Project, this time in the genre of musical, with the help of platinum musical composers Doctor Sex and international rap superstar Moldilox. If you haven't yet, you can check out the short on our very own Internet Website!
(51:45 - 1:00:47) Back in the Day: Gated Community Hookers pt. 2
We focus on the music and the screening itself this round, so get a taste of fame by licking Umair and Jimmy's words with your eardrums. If you get a chance, check out the competition they wrapped their dicks around this year to snag the audience award.
(1:00:47 - 1:07:56) Closing
If you're sitting here right now, then you probably don't need to hear us jam about our fancy new website, but you DO need to hear the bonus section, as usual!
Robotronic Jams!
- "Katamari on the Rock" from Katamari Damacy
- "The Lost Vikings" from The Lost Vikings
- "Battle No.1" from Ninja Gaiden 2
- "Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2" from The Internet
- "On Cloud Horny" from Gated Community Hookers
- "Sawdust in my Mustache" from Gated Community Hookers
- "Happy Kingdom" from Super Mario RPG: The Legend of the Seven Stars
Monday
23Jun
Episode 49: Rectal Brolapse
To mix it up, Jimmy and Umair whisk us away to L.A. and enchant us with their tales of fancy movie premiere parties and educate us about L.A. chic. Pete follows up by enlightening us with his memoirs on Fangoria's Weekend of Horrors. With practically the full crew assembled, Episode 49 contains forty-nine times the excitement, forty-nine times the laughs, and forty-nine times the homo-erotica! So throw on your best pair of slacks and lock yourself in your room, because it's time for another episode of Robotronic Dynamite!
(0:00 -11:17) Intro / Ninja Gaiden II Hard II See What the Fuck's Going On
Pete kicks off this chat by voicing his concerns on the difficulty of ninja games, and why Itagaki might just need a swift punch to the face. Other than that and the absolutely abysmal camera system, it's pretty fun! Seriously, we don't hate it!
(11:17 - 22:23) Metal Queer Solid: Buns of the Patriots
Joe and JoE are swooning for Snake, but the latter has already had the luxury of playing through the damn game THREE TIMES. Luster isn't quite as fortunate, scraping together some time on the side to really crack into it, so they go spoiler-free and just give an overview of gameplay impressions. Watch out, though, we'll bring you a Spoiler Explosion Spectacular in the future!
Also, in retrospect, we really should have talked about Snake's butt.
(22:23 - 34:18) Tales from the Fatside pt.1
Jimmy weaves an especially erotic yarn from the land of Los Angeles, in which he transforms from Hella Gay Geek to L.A. Chic! The premiere of Wanted demands such attire, and Umair doesn't want his man wandering the streets in rags.
(34:18 - 47:00) Tales from the Fatside pt.2 / Weekend of Guidos pt. 1
Continuing the trend of talking about movie premieres while hardly mentioning the actual movies involved, Jimmy goes on with his mighty, two-sizes-too-small tale. His adventure gets erotic in bed with Umair just before seeing the new Kenta Fukasaku flick, X-Cross, and may or may not end in tears!
After that, Pete begins his recollection of the sparsely populated Fangoria Weekend of Horrors in Secaucus, NJ.
(47:00 - 56:15) Weekend of Guidos pt. 2
What a cliffhanger we left you on! FIND OUT if Ruggero Deodato really has any idea that he's filming a sequel to his most infamous movie. FIND OUT if Pete will ever complete his collection of old dude autographs. All this and more in our exciting second chapter!
(56:15 - 1:06:07) Closing
Well that was certainly a wild ride through a typical weekend for the average RD Man. Tune in next week for more sexy excitement, ONLY on Robotronic Dynamite!
Robotronic Jams!
- "Main Theme (1997 E3 Mix)" from Metal Gear Solid
- "Old Snake" from Metal Gear Solid 4
- "Delightful Spekkio" from Chrono Trigger
- "Paper Planes" by M.I.A.
- "Drinking Coco" by Riz Ortolani from Cannibal Holocaust
- "Zaratozom" by Goblin from Zombi