Monday
23Jun
Episode 49: Rectal Brolapse
Robotronic Dynamite
To mix it up, Jimmy and Umair whisk us away to L.A. and enchant us with their tales of fancy movie premiere parties and educate us about L.A. chic. Pete follows up by enlightening us with his memoirs on Fangoria's Weekend of Horrors. With practically the full crew assembled, Episode 49 contains forty-nine times the excitement, forty-nine times the laughs, and forty-nine times the homo-erotica! So throw on your best pair of slacks and lock yourself in your room, because it's time for another episode of Robotronic Dynamite!
(0:00 -11:17) Intro / Ninja Gaiden II Hard II See What the Fuck's Going On
Pete kicks off this chat by voicing his concerns on the difficulty of ninja games, and why Itagaki might just need a swift punch to the face. Other than that and the absolutely abysmal camera system, it's pretty fun! Seriously, we don't hate it!
(11:17 - 22:23) Metal Queer Solid: Buns of the Patriots
Joe and JoE are swooning for Snake, but the latter has already had the luxury of playing through the damn game THREE TIMES. Luster isn't quite as fortunate, scraping together some time on the side to really crack into it, so they go spoiler-free and just give an overview of gameplay impressions. Watch out, though, we'll bring you a Spoiler Explosion Spectacular in the future!
Also, in retrospect, we really should have talked about Snake's butt.
(22:23 - 34:18) Tales from the Fatside pt.1
Jimmy weaves an especially erotic yarn from the land of Los Angeles, in which he transforms from Hella Gay Geek to L.A. Chic! The premiere of Wanted demands such attire, and Umair doesn't want his man wandering the streets in rags.
(34:18 - 47:00) Tales from the Fatside pt.2 / Weekend of Guidos pt. 1
Continuing the trend of talking about movie premieres while hardly mentioning the actual movies involved, Jimmy goes on with his mighty, two-sizes-too-small tale. His adventure gets erotic in bed with Umair just before seeing the new Kenta Fukasaku flick, X-Cross, and may or may not end in tears!
After that, Pete begins his recollection of the sparsely populated Fangoria Weekend of Horrors in Secaucus, NJ.
(47:00 - 56:15) Weekend of Guidos pt. 2
What a cliffhanger we left you on! FIND OUT if Ruggero Deodato really has any idea that he's filming a sequel to his most infamous movie. FIND OUT if Pete will ever complete his collection of old dude autographs. All this and more in our exciting second chapter!
(56:15 - 1:06:07) Closing
Well that was certainly a wild ride through a typical weekend for the average RD Man. Tune in next week for more sexy excitement, ONLY on Robotronic Dynamite!
Robotronic Jams!
- "Main Theme (1997 E3 Mix)" from Metal Gear Solid
- "Old Snake" from Metal Gear Solid 4
- "Delightful Spekkio" from Chrono Trigger
- "Paper Planes" by M.I.A.
- "Drinking Coco" by Riz Ortolani from Cannibal Holocaust
- "Zaratozom" by Goblin from Zombi
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