Awise Fwom Your Gwaves! That's right, boils and ghouls, your favorite freaks from far away have risen from their coffin-like confines to sample some of the hottest games of the year and they're bringing you the lowdown straight from the bleeding edge. If tales of robotic appendages delight your wretched heart, The Baron Joseph Von Luster has just the thing with an indepth account on Capcom's latest addition to the Bionic Commando franchise. Perhaps space travel is more your bag? Then quake with delight as that Brooklyn Beast Peter Petrone sends you screaming across the Martian soil with a glimpse into Red Faction: Guerilla. Last but not least, this veritable feast concludes with the aptly titled inFamous as the blood-soaked beard of Brandon the Butcher wags out a tale you wont soon forget!

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john william's insatiable thirst for new boytoys takes him to the jungles of southeast Asia where, atop a bed constructed of slim jim wrappers and ramen noodle bags, he finds Jimmy Nguyen; snoozing the day away.  He bonks the sleeping youth over the head and carries him over his shoulder on a path toward civilization.  What ensues afterward is a hilarious fish-out-of-water tale that demonstrates what happens when disparate worlds collide and many different hats are tried on in a montage sequence.

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And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself-well...what's new on Games 'a Crackin'?

P.S. - Apologies to Johns McCain and Kerry

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Oil up those arm-mounted chainsaws and put a fresh edge on that katana, kiddies, because this week we've got a real humdinger for you. The dreaded parasite pandemic codenamed: Alpha Worms has breached the Tokyo quarantine and infected the bodies and minds of those RD boys with horrifying results. An international team of scientific minds have come together and concluded that the only way to stop the spread is to listen to their mutated ramblings at full volume.

Early reports coming in have mentioned detailed accounts on Madworld, Call of Duty 5, Tokyo Beat Down, and Ninja Blade. So rev your engines, PRESS X, take to the streets, PRESS B, and get ready to Robotron-PRESS A-ic Dynam-PUSH LEFT ANALOG STICK UP-ite!

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This week in games; the last of the international playboys, john william, travels to the exotic orient in search of his own 107 stars of destiny. His first recruit is the robust and strapping youth Joe Shieh. Together they forge ahead, swearing to tear down the entire Empire in the name of all that is good.

Plus, they talk about Fallout.

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The wait is over.

After disappearing in the scorching African savannas, Joe Luster leads an expedition with John William and Pete Petrone to find the missing JoE Shieh. After bouts with blood-thirsty natives, guns for hire, furious brushfires, and some dudes on dirt bikes, the boys finally find their lost China Man; naked, alone, but with a brand new episode of Robotronic Dynamite. Yup, that's right... this is Robotronic Dynamite, Episode 72.

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Eschewing the stained and used corpse of Joey "Tough Titties" Luster like the trash it is, psuedosexualmaniacal radio host john william finds a new playmate in Mr. Fincher, aka the The Texas Tornado, aka the second Ultimate Warrior. Recorded live in the basement of the most exclusive hipster strip club in Portland, RD's resident handsome gents bring you the straight; that which is breaking in the world of audio-visual interactive compact discs based entertainments.

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